anti-crab serum

a primarily acoustic side project of less-then-epic proportions.

all songs were recorded either in my closet, bedroom or basement, in low fidelity,

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songs are no longer in relatively chronological order relative to the date they were recorded.


  • past fortunes
  • who can it be now (featuring jason coffin on lead guitars and backup vocals)
  • it's been years
  • overkill (men at work cover)
  • substrates
  • dusted dreams
  • the only way out is in
  • glue (gerbils cover)
  • secret passage
  • harken back
  • never comin' back (featuring jason c. on guitar #1 & maraccas)
  • supercollision

  • through my tears (featuring givenchy on guitar #2)
  • severance
  • the letdown
  • gardenhead/leave me alone (n.m.h. cover)
  • mattress money
  • the night stalker
  • dumbwaiter
  • communique
  • fish is to fishing as love is to loving
  • grin (gerbils cover)

  • scale model emotion
  • fusion/fission
  • granular precipice
  • pax inferioris
  • baby for pree (n.m.h. cover)
  • my dreamgirl don't exist (n.m.h. cover)
  • bucket (n.m.h. cover)
  • lysergic blues
  • tectonics
  • chicanochrist
  • folsom prison blues(johnny cash cover)
  • oh sister(jeff mangum cover)
  • meteoroid from the sun strikes a dead weirdo (gerbils cover, featuring givenchy on guitar #2)

  • feigned anonymity
  • untitled thus far
  • breakdown lane
  • direct proportions
  • king of carrot flowers (n.m.h. cover)
  • smokescreen
  • smokescreen (reprise)
  • from your face
  • to the heart salubrious
  • the desperation of time

  • just a dream
  • hide face (cover = originally by fuck)
  • ebb and flow
  • the night stalker (reprise)
  • with someone else
  • the sidelong glances
  • two headed boy (n.m.h. cover)
  • naomi (n.m.h. cover)
  • aeroplane over the sea (n.m.h. cover)
  • i will bury you in time (n.m.h. cover)
  • i love how you love me (bobby vinton cover)

    • and a brief, slightly ridiculous foray into the world of rockabilly:

  • diner dance

    • a.c.s. on myspace